SOLLUX: …Hm?

SOLLUX: Babe?

ERIDAN: Yeah?

SOLLUX: Where’s my wristband?

ERIDAN: Oh, hold on. It’s almost done dryin’.

SOLLUX: Drying?

ERIDAN: I washed it for you, darlin’. Now hop out of the shower, the towels just got out an’ they’re nice an’ warm for ya.

…I’ve never had to worry about that.

963 plays

TA: kk

TA: kkkkk

TA: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

TA: kk

TA: hey kk

CG: What.

CG: WHAT.

CG: What the FUCK do you need this time, Sollux?

TA: you need to watch this anime

TA: you’ll love it

CG: Oh GOD. What fucking anime?

TA: here i’ll just send it to you

CG: Can you seriously not remember the name of this fucking thing or what.

CG: Because I would have thought that if it’s SO GODDAMNED IMPORTANT then
maybe you would know it before sending it.

TA: no shut the fuck up it’s a surprise just wait

TA: okay i got it hold on i’m sending it

*** twinArmageddons [TA] sent boku.mov ***

TA: dude fucking accept it jesus christ

TA: would i EVER lie to you kk.

CG: FINE I fucking accepted it.

CG: Wait for this thing to fucking load JESUS.

TA: your internet is such shit kk

TA: i told you if you just let me fiddle with the fucking router.

TA: i could solve all your problems.

CG: Yeah I know don’t fucking rub it in.

TA: you’re shit at coding.

CG: Fuck you too.

CG: Okay I think it’s loaded all the way now.

TA: watch it and be amazed

CG: Why did you send me this shit? You know that I’m not really into that shota
shiT FUCK

CG: SOLLUX

CG: WHAT THE HELL

CG: WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SEND ME

CG: YOU

CG: I

CG: DUDE THAT IS JUST

CG: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

***[TA] has signed off.***

CG: FUCK

CG: YOU

CG: GODDAMN IT THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOUR ASS YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD YOU FUCKING DOUCHE.

ERIDAN: How exactly do you expect me to choose just one? You must be outta your fuckin’ mind. Put it this way, if you can think of a song with lyrics, then I probably like singin’ it.

ERIDAN: How exactly do you expect me to choose just one? You must be outta your fuckin’ mind. Put it this way, if you can think of a song with lyrics, then I probably like singin’ it.

ERIDAN: Mmm. Sol in fancy dress clothin’ ought to be my favorite kind of Sol. It’s a shame that he doesn’t wear it more often, really. Dress shirts an’ ties really suit hi-

SOLLUX: I like him naked.

SOLLUX: BUTT naked.