TA: hey kk
CG: What the FUCK do you need this time, Sollux?
TA: you need to watch this anime
TA: you’ll love it
CG: Oh GOD. What fucking anime?
TA: here i’ll just send it to you
CG: Can you seriously not remember the name of this fucking thing or what.
CG: Because I would have thought that if it’s SO GODDAMNED IMPORTANT then
maybe you would know it before sending it.
TA: no shut the fuck up it’s a surprise just wait
TA: okay i got it hold on i’m sending it
*** twinArmageddons [TA] sent boku.mov ***
TA: dude fucking accept it jesus christ
TA: would i EVER lie to you kk.
CG: FINE I fucking accepted it.
CG: Wait for this thing to fucking load JESUS.
TA: your internet is such shit kk
TA: i told you if you just let me fiddle with the fucking router.
TA: i could solve all your problems.
CG: Yeah I know don’t fucking rub it in.
TA: you’re shit at coding.
CG: Fuck you too.
CG: Okay I think it’s loaded all the way now.
TA: watch it and be amazed
CG: Why did you send me this shit? You know that I’m not really into that shota
CG: WHAT THE HELL
CG: WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SEND ME
CG: DUDE THAT IS JUST
***[TA] has signed off.***
CG: GODDAMN IT THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOUR ASS YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD YOU FUCKING DOUCHE.